I Pretend That Coffee Helps | Mug 15oz Mug and this mug documents it

and this mug documents it with complete accuracy

You'll never know dear how much I love you

Because that wasn't supposed to happen out loud - but the mug understands and is not judging

It belongs in the hands of anyone who has made this sequence non-negotiable and needs it displayed where everyone can see it

Is apparently not a valid reason to stay in bed - and this mug acknowledges that reality with complete solidarity

I Pretend That Coffee Helps | Mug 15oz Mug and this mug documents itThe performance is convincing, the commitment is complete, and this mug is central to the whole production every morning. It belongs in the hands of anyone who has maintained this fiction successfully for years and intends to continue. One design. Three ways to make it yours. 15oz Ceramic All White Large oversized handle Dishwasher safe (top rack) Microwave safe 15oz Ceramic Black Inside & Handle Large oversized handle Dishwasher safe (top rack)