Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Sweatshirt Size:XX-Large and the cosmos

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Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Sweatshirt Size:XX-Large and the cosmosSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt