PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) BOA BENDY IN ZERO G

BENDY IN ZERO G

STABILITY: Neutral

Like gym shorts on overdrive

comfortable mesh-lined waistband for superior ventilation and drying time with a flat drawcord and two dropped pockets

All those 1s and 0s are super confusing

PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) BOA BENDY IN ZERO GFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"