Harness 2026-01 One day Unity replies -

One day Unity replies - “Nah - *you* are the hero for tossing the bat away instead of hitting her - if it was me I would have re-arranged her face noooo problem”

The available options are limited to this doll and have been chosen for logistical and production reasons but mainly because we have a lack of wigs to go around - which is why we can't sell the wigs separately

The photo is just an example of the first batch of prototypes we are letting go

If we behaved in a manner that would be frowned upon then we would have been banished from the group which would have meant certain death

You can use two of the joints together to give you even more freedom or join a load together to give your Smart Doll an extra Dr Octopus arm

Harness 2026-01 One day Unity replies -Introduction As you know, a Smart Doll should never be fed after midnight but as with humans they can get peckish in the wee hours of the morning. I was approached by the leader of Smart Doll's Mirai who demanded that I make them a harness so that they could climb up tables and get to the cupboards and pantry. If it wasn't for Mirai there would be no Smart Doll so I reluctantly agreed. It turns out that the harness is much more useful than just